The oddest thing

Today, the oddest thing happened to me. I was minding my own business, drinking a glass of mountain dew, when all of the sudden, the bottom of the glass just broke off and spilled all of the dew on my pants. The weirdest thing was that there were no visible cracks on the outside of the glass. Needless to say, I had to change my pants and it appeared as though I had wet myself. I think it was just bad karma or something.