Quoth "Go Fug Yourself"

From one of my favorite blogs:

"This relationship is a two-way street, and the metaphorical car representing your end of the bargain is stalled! Or, more accurately, you have probably crashed it into a storefront.

Now look what you made me do. I made a mean joke about your driving. God. Our relationship is just unraveling in front of me, and you are doing NOTHING to re-ravel it, or whatever it is you do to fix something that's all unraveled.

Please work with me. I don't want to give up on us. But you're making it so very hard to hold on."

Yay.