Interesting things

Ahem. Quotes from recently:

"They [the Shakers] don't believe in sex, so they died out pretty quickly."

"It would suck to wake up dead."

"I wouldn't want that in my anus."

"Woops, that was your asshole, not your vagina."

"Troooooon."


Also, in other news, Captain Nemo passed me on the street today, ya know, the captain of the nautilus, anyways, he looked like this:




Except that he had white hair... but, really.