Nicknames

My roommates have been coming up with a lot of nicknames for me recently, so I've decided to share my nicknames.

Old nicknames:
Lex
Lexi
Lexi Cat
Lex Luthor
Midget
Ley
Elk Hat
L Cat
Lexar

New Nicknames:
Lexicon
Lexican
Lexican't
Lexicunt (I'm not very fond of this one)
Lexiconstipated
Rogue
Scritch


Shout outs for the day (you know who you are):
1. "look, it's a badger with a gun!"
2. "I'm walking on sunshine"
3. Haha, smuggling library books into your own home.
4. Michigan!