Crazy thoughts

So, I was bored, again. In my boredom, I looked up crazy thoughts... here are my favorites:

1. Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
2. How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
3. If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?
4. When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
5. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
6. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
7. Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

I am officially sick of this now...