In the news today...

Quote of the day: "And they were wearing these really gay southern outfits." -Random dude in the EMU

As I was riding the bus home tonight I noticed that there is a house near where I live that is being painted purple... like, this color purple:

For the love of god, people, don't paint your house this color. All I can think of are plums and the one eyed, one horned, flying, purple people eater. That is not okay.