Car accidents due to stupidity

Recently, I don't know how recently, but recently, there was a man who was killed on Highway 99 right in front of Bowtech. Normally, this would not really attract my attention. If it was just another "motorist killed in rollover," it probably would never have reached my ears. This is no such story.
This man, who died because his truck flipped and rolled into a ditch was found with no pants, and magazines spread over the seat and dashboard. These magazines certainly weren't Home and Garden magazines, if youi know what I mean. Yes, that's right, this guy flipped his truck, rolled into a ditch and died because he was masturbating WHILE driving.
Forget cell phone distractions, or eating and drinking. No, the new worry is masturbation.
Apparently the guy need some "alone time" and couldn't get off while he was at home. Can you imagine what would have happened had he killed someone other than himself? How horribly embarassing for this man's family.
I guess, in all fairness, this may be an isolated incident, because Sabrina told me that 1 in 10 people drive without pants. People must be getting pretty good at multi-tasking.
The moral of this story: Don't masturbate and drive.