Things not to do

By Jenn and Lex

1. Don't be a creepy stalker
2. Don't call your ex at 2:00 am screaming about "looooooove"
3. Don't poop behind the couch
4. Don't pee on the carpet
5. Don't scratch your butt in public
6. Don't let three or more people on the top bunk of a bunk bed at once
7. Don't chug a gallon of milk. You will throw up.
8. Don't ever fool around with someone with many people around.
9. Don't fall in love
10. Don't fall in love with your ex
11. Don't sing while drunk
12. Don't drive while drunk
13. Don't swear in front of your grandma
14. Don't swear in front of your mom
15. Don't swear in front of you dad
16. Don't get false hopes
17. Don't lead people on
18. Don't call people when you are drunk
19. Don't mess around with someone, just because you are lonely.
20. Don't wake daddy
21. Don't cling to that one last piece of hope that everyting will be okay, it won't.
22. Don't become a myspace whore.
23. Don't enter an eating contest if you have a strong gag reflex
24. Don't embezzle money. God will smite you.
25. Don't grab the handles of cast iron pans without a potholder.
26. Don't poke someone in the eye with a pie server.
27. Don't go swimming without a buddy
28. Don't do drugs
29. Don't be a jerk just because you can... in fact, don't be a jerk at all
30. Don't walk around half naked at home unless you are sure no one is home
31. Don't get drunk at a football game
32. I repeat... Don't fall in love with your ex
33. Don't burn photos, you'll miss them later.
34. Don't have sex with the milk man
35. Don't be afraid to be yourself
36. Don't cry in front of the person that made you do it.
37. Don't be conceited
38. Don't allow someone to use you.
39. Don't talk about sex with your ex
40. Don't always do everything for someone else.
41. Don't be afraid to try, but also, don't be afraid to fail
42. Don't inhale soda, it burns. Bad.
43. Don't try to snort pixie stix, or kool-aid. It's not as fun as it sounds
44. Don't have sex with just anyone
45. Don't ever give up on your dreams
46. Don't forget to use a condom... unless you want to get pregnant
47. Don't think you are above the law. You aren't
48. Don't ride a bike through school halls, you will get into trouble.
49. Don't steal
50. Don't lie
51. Don't cheat
52. Don't tell someone you love them if you don't
53. Don't tell someone you don't love them if you do
54. Don't tell your parents that you hate them.
55. Don't hook up with someone to make someone jealous.
56. Don't be jealous
57. Don't pretend to be something you aren't
58. Don't stay up for 7 days straight, just to see if you begin to hallucinate
59. Don't take too many caffiene pills at once.
60. Don't drink all of your soda before the movie starts
61. Don't backwash when sharing soda.
62. Don't jiggle the hard drives!
63. Don't use ignorance as an excuse
64. Don't be a bigot.
65. Don't have sex with anyone related to you
66. Don't leave porn laying around the house.
67. Don't masturbate in public
68. Don't give people a hard time if you aren't willing to get one back
69. Don't be a bitch. Period.
70. Don't forget how to laugh at yourself
71. Don't forget that you too, were once young and stupid.
72. Don't worry, it only causes more stress
73. Don't marry someone you don't love
74. Don't be obsessed with image.
75. Don't forget your sunscreen.
76. Don't make yourself not love someone, just because it may not seem right
78. Don't do everything just for your parents
79. Don't stop loving someone just because your parents say you should
80. Don't forget that your parents actually DO love you, even though it doesn't seem like it sometimes.
81. Don't let someone go if you know they are right for you
82. Don't walk down the dark, creepy tunnel
83. Don't stay with someone just because it's convenient.
84. Don't walk alone at night
85. Don't lose your keys.
86. Don't stop loving someone, just because you are scared
87. Don't forget to tip the waiter
88. Don't piss off your boss.
89. Don't forget how to use your imagination
90. Don't be mean
91. Don't use a box knife if you're spastic.
92. Don't name your child something like Star or Rainbow
93. Don't commit suicide.
94. Don't try to baptize a cat
95. Don't get knocked up (or knock someone else up) until you're at least out of high school.
96. Don't stalk people
97. Don't drink the water in china.... or mexico
98. Don't try to beat up a wall. You won't win
99. Don't always follow the rules.
100. Don't forget to live life to the fullest.