Things I have learned recently...

Over the past few months I have learned some things, and I would like to take this moment to share them with you all:

1. The only thing you can be sure of in life is that you can never be sure of anything.
2. Things change.
3. Attempting to swallow a tablespoon of cinnamon is a really dumb idea.
4. Sometimes your best efforts make things worse.
5. Pickled herring and eggs with Tabasco sauce do not mix.
6. If you have no idea what is going on, don't stop, just keep moving and things will get better.
7. Physics is for people who over-analyze everything.
8. No one has any idea what it means to be human.
9. It's more fun when your wheels don't touch the ground.
10. Planet Earth. 'Nough said.
11. The best man does not always win.
12. Bad things happen to bad and good people, what are you going to do about it?
13. The only person you need is yourself.
14. Pain is only temporary, but the scars may stay forever.
15. The less you think about it, the faster it comes.
16. Roses are red, and violets are blue, but I don't like fighting, and neither should you.
17. I have many talents. A large portion of which are entirely useless.
18. 30 days is a long time... but 60 days is even longer.
19. The older you get, the harder it is to wake up in the morning.
20. No amount of alcohol will make it hurt less.
21. No matter what, just keep walking.
22. Fast food restaurants are good places to look for a unisex bathroom.
23. If you think things can't get any worse... believe me, they can.
24. Remove the phone numbers of any exes you no longer speak to from your phone. It can only end in tears.
25. Don't mess with Norwegians.