American Wedding Quotes

Read at your own risk... :)

"Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake."
-Stiffler

"Love isn't just a feeling... it's shaving your balls."
-Michelle

"I've been trying to figure this out for a while. I was thinking, when is the right time, is there a right time? Then I realized, duh, you love the girl, marry her."
-Jim

Finch: "Grandmotherfucker."
Stiffler: "Motherfucker."
Finch: "Yes... yes I am."

"Wow. Steve Stiffler just gave a rose to a girl and meant it. It's like watching monkeys use tools for the first time."
-Michelle

"Happy fuck-day, ass-mo."
-Stiffler

"Look, maybe we should give him a chance. You know, I think - I think that underneath all the 'fucks' and 'shits' and 'blow me's' there's a very sensitive person who's just thirsty for acceptance. That's... that's what I think."
-Jim

"You hooked up with one other girl for what, ten seconds and you passed up sex with Nadia, dumbest fucking thing ever. You're like a blind man picking out his favorite porno."
-Stiffler

"Hey, Mr. Party Guy, how ya doin'? Ya havin' a good time? Can I get ya a Gin and Tonic? Ring-Ring, oh hold on. Hello? Yeah? Haha! It's for you, it's GET TO WORK, FUCKER!"
-Stiffler

"Love life, get paid, then get laid. That is the basic philosophy of... The Finch-meister!"
-Finch

Yay for American Wedding!!!! So funny.