Fortune cookie madness
On a lighter note.... Every time I get fortune cookies, I always read the fortune and put "in bed" at the end. It makes a dull fortune very lively. Observe:
"Keep your eye on the prize but your feet on the ground... in bed"
"Look for the dream that keeps coming back. It is your destiny... in bed"
"Your romantic life will take a turn for the better... in bed"
And my personal favorite from dinner tonight:
"One needs more than an accountant to help count one's successes... in bed."
That is all. Good day.
"Keep your eye on the prize but your feet on the ground... in bed"
"Look for the dream that keeps coming back. It is your destiny... in bed"
"Your romantic life will take a turn for the better... in bed"
And my personal favorite from dinner tonight:
"One needs more than an accountant to help count one's successes... in bed."
That is all. Good day.
posted by Elk Hat at 8:04 PM
1 Comments:
Mine kicks all of yours asses:
From NYC
The year ahead promises to find you in many interesting positions . . . in bed!
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