Big Lebowski Challenge

For the record:

If I am for some reason, dead after monday here is the reason:
Big Lebowski challenge.

There is a good chance I will die.
Death by white russians.
Please tell my parents I want to actually be buried, not cremated.
Also, I want all of my friends to have a big party in my honor.

(it's not actually going to be that bad. I won't actually die.)