Weddings and such

So, weddings. And love. And happiness. Especially weddings. When I go to weddings, these are the thoughts that run through my mind:

1. I am so happy for them...
2. Look at how perty the bride looks
3. Someone get me out of here
4. I am so glad it is not me up there on that altar, giving away my freedom and stuff....
5. Fuck love.

So there. I have a commitment issue. It happens.