Freaking Out
This morning a couple of my friends were "freaking out" as I would call it. I don't know what you would call it, but that's what I would call it. So, Lucy (Katilin) and I produced a list of reasons that would validate "freaking out." They are as follows:
1. If you are going to die
2. If a family member is going to die
3. If a friend is going to die
4. If a family member is going to committ suicide
5. If a friend is going to committ suicide
6. If a family member dies
7. If a friend dies
8. If a family member DOES committ suicide
9. If a friend DOES committ suicide
10. If you are diagnosed with a terminal illness
11. If a friend is diagnosed with a terminal illness
12. If a family member is diagnosed with a terminal illness
13. If you are about to be hit by a car or a bus
14. If your car is about to be hit by another car
15. If your car is about to be hit by a train
16. If you are about to hit a pedestrian with your car
17. If the Earth is going to explode
18. If there is a nuclear missile launched into the air somewhere
19. If there is a huge-ass asteroid heading for Earth (see also: Armageddon)
20. If you are in a building that happens to be on fire
21. If you happen to be on fire
22. If someone has a gun pointed at any part of your body
23. If someone has a knife to your throat
24. If your dog is going to die
25. If your cat is going to die
26. If your dog gets hit by a car
27. If your cat gets hit by a car
28. If there is going to be any sort of natural disaster (see also: tornado, earthquake, tsunami, hurricane)
29. If there is a battle of epic proportions going on outside your front door
30. If you drive up to your house and there is an ambulance flashing its lights in your driveway
31. If your house is on fire
32. If you chop off any part of your body
33. If there is a rabid cougar outside your tent
34. If there happens to be a bear in your house, eating your garbage
35. If a plane rams into the side of the skyscraper you happen to be working in
36. If you get your head stuck in a bucket
37. If you are bleeding profusely
38. If you can't breathe
39. If you are constapated
40. If there is a person with a gun in your school shooting people
41. If you are hanging off the edge of a cliff (not by choice)
42. If the plane you are in is going down
43. If the ship you are on is sinking
44. If you break a bone in your body
45. If a burglar has broke into your house and stolen everything you own
46. If your parachute doesn't open while skydiving
47. If you don't have any food (for an extended period of time i.e. more than 3 days)
48. If you haven't had any water for over 24 hours (or anything to drink for that matter)
49. If you are at a track meet and someone hits you in the head with a flying discus
50. If your train derails
So there you have it, 50 reasons why you can freak out, come back later to read 50 reasons why you can't freak out.
1. If you are going to die
2. If a family member is going to die
3. If a friend is going to die
4. If a family member is going to committ suicide
5. If a friend is going to committ suicide
6. If a family member dies
7. If a friend dies
8. If a family member DOES committ suicide
9. If a friend DOES committ suicide
10. If you are diagnosed with a terminal illness
11. If a friend is diagnosed with a terminal illness
12. If a family member is diagnosed with a terminal illness
13. If you are about to be hit by a car or a bus
14. If your car is about to be hit by another car
15. If your car is about to be hit by a train
16. If you are about to hit a pedestrian with your car
17. If the Earth is going to explode
18. If there is a nuclear missile launched into the air somewhere
19. If there is a huge-ass asteroid heading for Earth (see also: Armageddon)
20. If you are in a building that happens to be on fire
21. If you happen to be on fire
22. If someone has a gun pointed at any part of your body
23. If someone has a knife to your throat
24. If your dog is going to die
25. If your cat is going to die
26. If your dog gets hit by a car
27. If your cat gets hit by a car
28. If there is going to be any sort of natural disaster (see also: tornado, earthquake, tsunami, hurricane)
29. If there is a battle of epic proportions going on outside your front door
30. If you drive up to your house and there is an ambulance flashing its lights in your driveway
31. If your house is on fire
32. If you chop off any part of your body
33. If there is a rabid cougar outside your tent
34. If there happens to be a bear in your house, eating your garbage
35. If a plane rams into the side of the skyscraper you happen to be working in
36. If you get your head stuck in a bucket
37. If you are bleeding profusely
38. If you can't breathe
39. If you are constapated
40. If there is a person with a gun in your school shooting people
41. If you are hanging off the edge of a cliff (not by choice)
42. If the plane you are in is going down
43. If the ship you are on is sinking
44. If you break a bone in your body
45. If a burglar has broke into your house and stolen everything you own
46. If your parachute doesn't open while skydiving
47. If you don't have any food (for an extended period of time i.e. more than 3 days)
48. If you haven't had any water for over 24 hours (or anything to drink for that matter)
49. If you are at a track meet and someone hits you in the head with a flying discus
50. If your train derails
So there you have it, 50 reasons why you can freak out, come back later to read 50 reasons why you can't freak out.
posted by Elk Hat at 7:43 PM
2 Comments:
Just for future reference, it's spelled CONSTIPATED. And the broken bone thing...I'd reserve that for a major bone...like you're femur.
Christie
Be nice leslar! good lord. it's not that big a deal!
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